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May 18, 2007


Jeff A

Birds are amazing creatures. They are also apparently blinded by dirt because as soon as I wash my truck the little buggers can see it just fine to take a crap on it.


Mark-I actually love that movie. I'm not sure why it doesn't bother me, but I do get a little antsy when I see more than 5 birds on a telephone wire.

Lin- I didn't know that about you either!

To further my position: I spent 8 hours painting my balcony yesterday, including, count 'em, 64 posts and lo and behold there is bird shit on the railing today. I have NEVER seen shit on the balcony before, only the deck. Mother fuckers.

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I just made PD read this and he is now at the bottom of the steps and I can still hear him laughing...
And I've got tears again.


Ha! That was great. Good laugh to start the morning.

You never mentioned the Hitchcock film, but I wonder if that played any part in your developing abhorrence for our fine feathered friends.

I find birds fascinating. They did poop on my wife twice during two separate incidents on our 10th anniversary trip to Wyoming, and she has never been pooped on before or since. In that respect, she feels your pain.

Great post, Hazel-Hazel.

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OMG Hazel, I'm sitting here with tears rolling down my face, laughing my ass off. I didn't know this about you. I hate birds too! But not nearly as hilariously as you. This is a post that I will come back and read for a laugh. And I'll be sending some friends over too.
(SO's sis does not seem the rooster/goat type...)
Still lol...

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