Three Time Loser

Lazy Blogger

Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just got a bajillion whiny emails saying I have not updated this since long before Shakespeare wast a boy... You would not believe how good I look after all the plastic surgery. Jealous much? Don't be, it was very painful..

I am recuperating with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, selling my soul to Google, just generally being a biatch to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day seems to be packed from my partner kicking me out of bed to I run out of alcohol. I am beyond drunk most of the time. It will be fun fun fun till they take my TBird away.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Well, I'll try. Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..

Whoopies

I neglected to post yesterday.  One week to go and I f'ed up. 

Is it December Yet?

I have a very small bit of curiosity about the Typepad changes, enough that I have changed my font. 

My free time has virtually disappeared as of earlier this week and I don't see it returning any time soon.  I am working tomorrow, but knocking off early to go see my favorite group of people in the whole world: my family.  Most of them, anyway and hopefully all in the same place.  I can't wait!

Weirdness

This new Typepad format thing took me very much by surprise and I am not prepared to piss with it to figure out what I need to be doing different.  I'm in a very delicate state presently, physically, mentally and emotionally for a variety of reasons.  This new design is ticking me off.

Gmail has also made a change and although it doesn't require me to do anything differently, I'm still annoyed.  I don't want to have to deal with anything.  It's how I'm eeling and y'all just deal with it.

I realize that this font is smaller than normal.  And it is pissing me off.  I'm also very unhappy with my theme because the sidebar isn't recognizing some of my widgets and it''s too narrow but the last thing I want to do is to try to figure out the problem.

I have spent the last two days at a rather boring seminar and forgot my cell phone at home and having no way to be in contact with anyone.  That was weird.  I also haven't slept well and struggled GREATLY to stay awake during the seminar.  It sucked.  I ate dessert both days at lunch (red velvet cake and german chocolate cake) and had two brownies and at least 4 cookies. 

Things better start looking better soon.

It's Tough

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I'm struggling today.

What the? Who the?

Neat-o

It's kind of cool that I don't have to worry about my hair stinking like cigarette smoke any more.

I'm Loving It

I'm kind of hungry for a Big Mac.  Or a Whopper with bacon. 

I just "stumbled upon" this post and cannot wait to read the rest of the posts on his site.  Along with the post itself, which I felt was brilliant, there were comments that actually were pro and con toward the post.  I can't decide if it's pathetic that people can't recognize satire or if it's sad. 

I'm Okay

So this is day 3 of my being a non-smoker.  And I'm telling you, this is the way to do it.  I worry that it won't always be this easy; that I will start craving and wanting to smoke.  I don't anticipate it, but it's in the back of my mind.  It's just going too well....waiting for the other shoe to drop, you know.  I've been home most of this time and that is the big test for me because you can't smoke anywhere you go in PA, except for outside, in your home or in your car, pretty much.  The other test would be in my car and I passed that with flying colors on Thursday.  I hope I can get other people on board with me because this is the best!

I Lied

I said I would share the "me becoming a non-smoker" story today, but I'm not going to.  I haven't felt well today.....I had cramps and a headache.  Yes, cramps for the second month in a row and the 4th time in 3 years.  Go figure.  So I took advantage of the fact that I didn't have to leave the house and stayed in my sweats, lounged around and even took a long nap. 

Now, I'm ready for bed and wanted to get this post in under the wire, so here she be.  Maybe tomorrow I'll feel like telling a story.